It's What I Go To School For

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If you're under 16 and a citizen of ye olde United Kingdumb, then you should be back in the school house known as "oh my freaking god it's hell" by now. Yes, the holidays are over! And if you're in the GCSE years then it's mere weeks until those all important exams will be plaguing your mind - stopping you sleeping - killing your very soul like each day did, only quicker.

Your entire future rests on the next few weeks. One slip up, one incorrect answer and your entire prospects will be thrown into the flames of life's furnace in front of your own freaking eyes! Each day will becoming a day living in doubt and pain, writhing in your own failure! It will tear you apart... limb from limb.

SO GET REVISING YOU DUMBWADS!